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Because I’m blind, Dad thinks I don’t know what I’m eating.

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“Sudden Infant Death Syndrome,” The doctor said.

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It is very easy to lie to children.

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There are 32 eggs in my mouth.

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No, I killed all the vampires in my house, I swear!

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“Your elf is hit in the gut and takes two points of bludgeoning damage,” My dungeon master tells me.

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No matter what I did, I couldn’t tell which one was my daughter and which one was the doppelganger.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Because I’m blind, Dad thinks I don’t know what I’m eating.	7493
[ Removed by Reddit ]	1441
“Sudden Infant Death Syndrome,” The doctor said.	84
It is very easy to lie to children.	46
There are 32 eggs in my mouth.	22
No, I killed all the vampires in my house, I swear!	11
“Your elf is hit in the gut and takes two points of bludgeoning damage,” My dungeon master tells me.	11
No matter what I did, I couldn’t tell which one was my daughter and which one was the doppelganger.	8