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Rope sales are down.

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Despite appearances the specimen is totally healthy.

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He makes us eat from the same bowl, so I can't poison him.

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When the people of Hamelin locked me up, it was the rats who saved me from starving.

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Hundreds had failed before me, but I had to try and save the earth by taking the time machine back 24 hours.

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I think one of the guys at my boyfriend’s conspiracy club is on to something.

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Archive footage shows unidentified animals coming right up to people and licking them.

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"Send up a flair so we can find you."

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I finally shared my recurring dream with the hungry dog guarding all that gold.

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I've been staring at him cleaning arterial spray for 9 hours.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Rope sales are down.	12
Despite appearances the specimen is totally healthy.	12
He makes us eat from the same bowl, so I can't poison him.	11
When the people of Hamelin locked me up, it was the rats who saved me from starving.	11
Hundreds had failed before me, but I had to try and save the earth by taking the time machine back 24 hours.	11
I think one of the guys at my boyfriend’s conspiracy club is on to something.	11
Archive footage shows unidentified animals coming right up to people and licking them.	10
"Send up a flair so we can find you."	9
I finally shared my recurring dream with the hungry dog guarding all that gold.	9
I've been staring at him cleaning arterial spray for 9 hours.	8