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My grandmother was a religious woman, who punished her “wicked” grandchildren for the tiniest of infractions.

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She tasted much older than the other girls, and this infuriated me.

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The aliens sentenced John to solitary confinement to prove that they could treat humans fairly.

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I woke after the surgery to remove my appendix, with the doctor wild-eyed and smiling over me.

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It was my first day, so I wore my bright yellow tie to stand out and impress my new boss.

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We stopped killing zombies, even when it meant death to individuals in our group.

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I’ve begun to appreciate that my son invited his girlfriend’s family on vacation with us.

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Unable to sleep, I rolled over and said, “goodnight moon, goodnight brush, and goodnight to the old lady whispering hush.”

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Should you hear odd sounds coming from your bedroom closet at night, you can test its danger level by turning off the lights and humming a peppy tune while standing inside it.

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The thing that stood in front of me looked, sounded, and even moved like my wife, but I knew it wasn’t her.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My grandmother was a religious woman, who punished her “wicked” grandchildren for the tiniest of infractions.	14
She tasted much older than the other girls, and this infuriated me.	14
The aliens sentenced John to solitary confinement to prove that they could treat humans fairly.	14
I woke after the surgery to remove my appendix, with the doctor wild-eyed and smiling over me.	13
It was my first day, so I wore my bright yellow tie to stand out and impress my new boss.	13
We stopped killing zombies, even when it meant death to individuals in our group.	13
I’ve begun to appreciate that my son invited his girlfriend’s family on vacation with us.	13
Unable to sleep, I rolled over and said, “goodnight moon, goodnight brush, and goodnight to the old lady whispering hush.”	12
Should you hear odd sounds coming from your bedroom closet at night, you can test its danger level by turning off the lights and humming a peppy tune while standing inside it.	12
The thing that stood in front of me looked, sounded, and even moved like my wife, but I knew it wasn’t her.	12