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My alcoholism has gotten so severe that I cannot get through my work day without drinking quite heavily, sometimes causing me to black out.

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Since it was first erected in 1937, approximately 1,687 people have leapt to their death from the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco.

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I was horrified as the officer informed me my wife had hired a hitman to take my life.

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I had come to terms with being able to hear people’s thoughts.

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They just released a picture of a suspected serial killer on the nightly news.

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My roommates sometimes leave their leftover breakfast out before heading off to work and school and I really enjoy eating it. I cant wait to come down from their attic tonight and tell them how much I appreciate them.

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God put animals on this Earth for us to eat.

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I think my son is a serial killer.

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I only get to eat my favorite meal once a year.

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I knew my friends would die if they got in that car.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My alcoholism has gotten so severe that I cannot get through my work day without drinking quite heavily, sometimes causing me to black out.	106	TwoSentenceHorror
Since it was first erected in 1937, approximately 1,687 people have leapt to their death from the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco.	103	TwoSentenceHorror
I was horrified as the officer informed me my wife had hired a hitman to take my life.	90	TwoSentenceHorror
I had come to terms with being able to hear people’s thoughts.	89	TwoSentenceHorror
They just released a picture of a suspected serial killer on the nightly news.	77	TwoSentenceHorror
My roommates sometimes leave their leftover breakfast out before heading off to work and school and I really enjoy eating it. I cant wait to come down from their attic tonight and tell them how much I appreciate them.	70	TwoSentenceHorror
God put animals on this Earth for us to eat.	68	TwoSentenceHorror
I think my son is a serial killer.	65	TwoSentenceHorror
I only get to eat my favorite meal once a year.	58	TwoSentenceHorror
I knew my friends would die if they got in that car.	47	TwoSentenceHorror