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A few weeks ago, I drunkenly ran over a wild animal on a darkened road - hearing it crunch loudly underneath the wheels of my car.

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[MAY22] I curled up the corners of my mouth as I observed my son walking up to his stepmom with a bouquet of bright-red flowers for Mother's Day in his hands.

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[JAN23] That toxic, two-faced bitch found my newly-bought handgun underneath the floorboards of our bedroom last week, so now I'll never be able to put an end to this shitty relationship.

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Please, tell me something I wouldn't know so I can confirm you're real.

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You know, I've never been able to keep up with all these so-called crazy Internet trends.

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As if tearing my eardrum during the accident wasn't bad enough, I also landed head-first onto the wet dirt, resulting in a tingling sensation behind my eyes.

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Carefully, I ran my fingers across the bottom of my sole, tracing the open wound that had been itching for the past few days.

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Let me tell you something: life is not like the movies.

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I swear I didn't mean to, all I wanted to do was lift my son up into the air so he could pretend to be an airplane.

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"Trust me, this is a shortcut!" my Tinder date reassured me as we locked arms on our way back from the club.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
A few weeks ago, I drunkenly ran over a wild animal on a darkened road - hearing it crunch loudly underneath the wheels of my car.	21	TwoSentenceHorror
[MAY22] I curled up the corners of my mouth as I observed my son walking up to his stepmom with a bouquet of bright-red flowers for Mother's Day in his hands.	20	TwoSentenceHorror
[JAN23] That toxic, two-faced bitch found my newly-bought handgun underneath the floorboards of our bedroom last week, so now I'll never be able to put an end to this shitty relationship.	11	TwoSentenceHorror
Please, tell me something I wouldn't know so I can confirm you're real.	11	TwoSentenceHorror
You know, I've never been able to keep up with all these so-called crazy Internet trends.	10	TwoSentenceHorror
As if tearing my eardrum during the accident wasn't bad enough, I also landed head-first onto the wet dirt, resulting in a tingling sensation behind my eyes.	8	TwoSentenceHorror
Carefully, I ran my fingers across the bottom of my sole, tracing the open wound that had been itching for the past few days.	8	TwoSentenceHorror
Let me tell you something: life is not like the movies.	3	TwoSentenceHorror
I swear I didn't mean to, all I wanted to do was lift my son up into the air so he could pretend to be an airplane.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
"Trust me, this is a shortcut!" my Tinder date reassured me as we locked arms on our way back from the club.	1	TwoSentenceHorror