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My girlfriend took her clothes off for me for the first time.

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"Bubbles!" little Emilia giggled gleefully

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I picked up the scalpel and started slitting my neck in a few places.

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The woman went pale, eyes darting over the severed, detached limbs that had just tumbled out.

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"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair!" cooed Prince Charming.

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I pressed my ear closer and listened.

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My wife told me the baby was kicking frantically as if something was wrong.

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It was chaos as hundreds ran away to escape the powerful bursts of heat from the sun that made their insides feel like they were on fire.

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I told him I can't cook but he said women belong in the kitchen.

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I heard my wife moaning painfully on the toilet, but when I knocked on the bathroom door to check her she said everything was fine.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My girlfriend took her clothes off for me for the first time.	164
"Bubbles!" little Emilia giggled gleefully	160
I picked up the scalpel and started slitting my neck in a few places.	159
The woman went pale, eyes darting over the severed, detached limbs that had just tumbled out.	152
"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair!" cooed Prince Charming.	147
I pressed my ear closer and listened.	146
My wife told me the baby was kicking frantically as if something was wrong.	140
It was chaos as hundreds ran away to escape the powerful bursts of heat from the sun that made their insides feel like they were on fire.	138
I told him I can't cook but he said women belong in the kitchen.	130
I heard my wife moaning painfully on the toilet, but when I knocked on the bathroom door to check her she said everything was fine.	123