/u/WeirdBryceGuy's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The prisoner's final words were, "Today, you will hang an innocent man, while a devil in man's flesh walks among you."

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I'm eternally grateful the EMT managed to resuscitate me after my heart attack

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I broke into a coughing fit while in line at the bank, getting some phlegm on the old man in front of me.

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I saw the unforgettable visage of The Devil during my time as an exorcist.

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My wife swore she'd never be unfaithful

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During the storm, the power went out and disabled the house's security systems.

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"We're going to experience a bit of turbulence but it'll be over quickly."

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Don't you love waking up in the middle of your sleep to find that it's still dark?

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Sometimes, I see things that aren't there.

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They say that if you fall from a high enough point, collision with a water's surface will kill you

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The prisoner's final words were, "Today, you will hang an innocent man, while a devil in man's flesh walks among you."	134
I'm eternally grateful the EMT managed to resuscitate me after my heart attack	98
I broke into a coughing fit while in line at the bank, getting some phlegm on the old man in front of me.	90
I saw the unforgettable visage of The Devil during my time as an exorcist.	80
My wife swore she'd never be unfaithful	79
During the storm, the power went out and disabled the house's security systems.	76
"We're going to experience a bit of turbulence but it'll be over quickly."	61
Don't you love waking up in the middle of your sleep to find that it's still dark?	52
Sometimes, I see things that aren't there.	46
They say that if you fall from a high enough point, collision with a water's surface will kill you	40