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"Why is your house such a mess?"

26 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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The shortages of fuel, food and power are over now

21 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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I knew my car fit more than 6 people!

18 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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Mom always told me to never go into a soundproof basement

17 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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Here am I, inches away from plunging to my death.

15 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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Despite having killed over 168 men and women, this was the only assignment the hitman refused.

15 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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My date is on the passenger seat

12 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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I knew I shouldn't have let a suicidal person use my new time machine

11 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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"Hey Jimmy, who is the person that scares you the most?"

10 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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My brother joined the military's "holy cleansing squad"

10 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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