/u/WoodenPiano's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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People usually get sick from eating my burgers, so they go to the doctor very often.

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I dreamt of blood last night, it was the first time I wasn’t scared of it.

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As my very own robot tryed to kill me, I reached for its plug and pulled it out.

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I was so outraged when I found my baby dead with my bloody mouthed dog that I slashed him right across his collar.

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My parents just found me the "perfect" girlfriend.

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Dear diary, I'm trapped in a psychiatric centre and they're flashing weird lights!

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Dark clouds loomed over, and roads of thunder ricocheted throughout the village.

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A fake video of my funeral appeared on Youtube.

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I always used to think I lived alone.

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As I took a bite out of the pufferfish in Sutekina restaurant, I took my phone out to read the BBC news.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
People usually get sick from eating my burgers, so they go to the doctor very often.	3
I dreamt of blood last night, it was the first time I wasn’t scared of it.	3
As my very own robot tryed to kill me, I reached for its plug and pulled it out.	3
I was so outraged when I found my baby dead with my bloody mouthed dog that I slashed him right across his collar.	3
My parents just found me the "perfect" girlfriend.	3
Dear diary, I'm trapped in a psychiatric centre and they're flashing weird lights!	3
Dark clouds loomed over, and roads of thunder ricocheted throughout the village.	2
A fake video of my funeral appeared on Youtube.	2
I always used to think I lived alone.	2
As I took a bite out of the pufferfish in Sutekina restaurant, I took my phone out to read the BBC news.	2