/u/WoodenPiano's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Two thugs came from behind and tore the wallet away from my pocket, making me yell, "I'll call the police!"

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The aliens kidnapped some people and left for their planet, which has days lasting 9 months each.

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After months of running my program, I came back to my computer and anticipated the groundbreaking discovery...

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I was on a volcano expedition, and I was being lowered into it.

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A month ago, an earthworm was pulled out of my ear.

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I'm the last man on Earth.

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The New Year countdown reached 0, and I shot a gun into the sky, drunk.

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I got full marks for the math test.

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The honeymoon last week didn't go well, so I tried to persuade her at her house.

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I didn't know why I was being pulled out of the girls' sex ed class, but I wish I had resisted.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Two thugs came from behind and tore the wallet away from my pocket, making me yell, "I'll call the police!"	41
The aliens kidnapped some people and left for their planet, which has days lasting 9 months each.	39
After months of running my program, I came back to my computer and anticipated the groundbreaking discovery...	38
I was on a volcano expedition, and I was being lowered into it.	37
A month ago, an earthworm was pulled out of my ear.	37
I'm the last man on Earth.	34
The New Year countdown reached 0, and I shot a gun into the sky, drunk.	33
I got full marks for the math test.	32
The honeymoon last week didn't go well, so I tried to persuade her at her house.	32
I didn't know why I was being pulled out of the girls' sex ed class, but I wish I had resisted.	32