/u/WoodenPiano's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My neighbour waved to me as he brought gigantic plastic bags to the rubbish chute.

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I called my stepaunt to see how my sister was doing at her place, "May I have her?"

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After randomly choosing, I pointed at a man drenched in cold sweat and said, "That was the man who killed my wife and daughter."

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[Announcement] Due to overpowering support for the ban to be taken down, the ban shall be lifted with immediate effect.

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I just finished typing a prank email to Mom, and gleefully, while closing my eyes, thought what if I actually sent this bundle of porn.

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"Help me," my friend said, raising his hand up.

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Contest: September

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I always ran to Mom after Dad beat me, because she would comfort me unconditionally.

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"Brother, our parents are not at home, you will have to manage yourself when you come back."

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Scientists have finally found a way to see into your soul.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My neighbour waved to me as he brought gigantic plastic bags to the rubbish chute.	22
I called my stepaunt to see how my sister was doing at her place, "May I have her?"	22
After randomly choosing, I pointed at a man drenched in cold sweat and said, "That was the man who killed my wife and daughter."	21
[Announcement] Due to overpowering support for the ban to be taken down, the ban shall be lifted with immediate effect.	20
I just finished typing a prank email to Mom, and gleefully, while closing my eyes, thought what if I actually sent this bundle of porn.	20
"Help me," my friend said, raising his hand up.	19
Contest: September	19
I always ran to Mom after Dad beat me, because she would comfort me unconditionally.	18
"Brother, our parents are not at home, you will have to manage yourself when you come back."	18
Scientists have finally found a way to see into your soul.	18