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I was touched by the outpouring of "I'm so sorry she turned out to be such a dirtbag" support messages after my messy divorce.

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Living in a country town riddled with coyotes, the shrieking and squealing of a small animal was tragic but not at all uncommon.

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"Oh these bruises will fade," she caressed my swelling cheek as I struggled against my restraints.

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My father gave my sister a tearful hug before we left her at campus.

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Standing over his little sister with a gleeful smile, "Hey ma, remember that magic trick you showed me with Franky?"

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I had no idea that my son was even aware that his hamster had died before I purchased an identical replacement, assuming he'd be none the wiser.

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I saw the depths of human depravity disguised as virtue when an entire suburban block planned, and subsequently covered up, the disappearance of a "problematic" child.

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Though there were certainly unintended consequences of actions, his heart was in the right place.

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Everyone knows that sage and holy water are practically staples of a spiritual cleanse to remove the presence of evil from your home.

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"The apple doesn't fall far from the tree I guess," I laughed with an outstretched palm, reflecting on my own rambunctious childhood years.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was touched by the outpouring of "I'm so sorry she turned out to be such a dirtbag" support messages after my messy divorce.	36
Living in a country town riddled with coyotes, the shrieking and squealing of a small animal was tragic but not at all uncommon.	35
"Oh these bruises will fade," she caressed my swelling cheek as I struggled against my restraints.	32
My father gave my sister a tearful hug before we left her at campus.	23
Standing over his little sister with a gleeful smile, "Hey ma, remember that magic trick you showed me with Franky?"	19
I had no idea that my son was even aware that his hamster had died before I purchased an identical replacement, assuming he'd be none the wiser.	19
I saw the depths of human depravity disguised as virtue when an entire suburban block planned, and subsequently covered up, the disappearance of a "problematic" child.	13
Though there were certainly unintended consequences of actions, his heart was in the right place.	10
Everyone knows that sage and holy water are practically staples of a spiritual cleanse to remove the presence of evil from your home.	9
"The apple doesn't fall far from the tree I guess," I laughed with an outstretched palm, reflecting on my own rambunctious childhood years.	9