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They say that every 7 years you become essentially a new version of you, as every cell in the body will have died and been replaced.

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Don't worry dear, there are plenty of fish in the sea.

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I was touched by the outpouring of "I'm so sorry she turned out to be such a dirtbag" support messages after my messy divorce.

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Living in a country town riddled with coyotes, the shrieking and squealing of a small animal was tragic but not at all uncommon.

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"Oh these bruises will fade," she caressed my swelling cheek as I struggled against my restraints.

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Unlike those who experience the loss of a spouse or parent, there is no word for a parent who loses a child.

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My father gave my sister a tearful hug before we left her at campus.

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I had no idea that my son was even aware that his hamster had died before I purchased an identical replacement, assuming he'd be none the wiser.

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You're so out of my league, you could have practically anyone that you want.

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I had no idea that my son was even aware that his hamster had died before I purchased an identical replacement, assuming he'd be none the wiser.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
They say that every 7 years you become essentially a new version of you, as every cell in the body will have died and been replaced.	73	TwoSentenceHorror
Don't worry dear, there are plenty of fish in the sea.	55	TwoSentenceHorror
I was touched by the outpouring of "I'm so sorry she turned out to be such a dirtbag" support messages after my messy divorce.	36	TwoSentenceHorror
Living in a country town riddled with coyotes, the shrieking and squealing of a small animal was tragic but not at all uncommon.	35	TwoSentenceHorror
"Oh these bruises will fade," she caressed my swelling cheek as I struggled against my restraints.	32	TwoSentenceHorror
Unlike those who experience the loss of a spouse or parent, there is no word for a parent who loses a child.	30	TwoSentenceSadness
My father gave my sister a tearful hug before we left her at campus.	23	TwoSentenceHorror
I had no idea that my son was even aware that his hamster had died before I purchased an identical replacement, assuming he'd be none the wiser.	21	TwoSentenceSadness
You're so out of my league, you could have practically anyone that you want.	21	TwoSentenceSadness
I had no idea that my son was even aware that his hamster had died before I purchased an identical replacement, assuming he'd be none the wiser.	19	TwoSentenceHorror