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I never thought I would appreciate where I slept.

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I felt repulsed at taking a life, especially that of an obviously deranged man.

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This kid robbing me was barely fifteen his hands even shook holding the gun.

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Y'know being blind really isn't that bad.

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As a mortician I am an expert in the field of preservation and observation of the deceased.

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Y'know what the worst part about being a blind man is?

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Marvin sat weeping in front of his dead wife "She fell... Holding it."

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When I get asked what I do for a living I usually say "I help make documentaries."

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Being an excellent swimmer myself I had never feared drowning in any capacity.

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Wake up, drink coffee, get dressed, work, drive home, tuck kids in.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I never thought I would appreciate where I slept.	70
I felt repulsed at taking a life, especially that of an obviously deranged man.	69
This kid robbing me was barely fifteen his hands even shook holding the gun.	64
Y'know being blind really isn't that bad.	59
As a mortician I am an expert in the field of preservation and observation of the deceased.	52
Y'know what the worst part about being a blind man is?	51
Marvin sat weeping in front of his dead wife "She fell... Holding it."	46
When I get asked what I do for a living I usually say "I help make documentaries."	41
Being an excellent swimmer myself I had never feared drowning in any capacity.	40
Wake up, drink coffee, get dressed, work, drive home, tuck kids in.	38