/u/YandereTeemo's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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After their occupation, the presence of the Nazis had always made me uneasy.

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There are two types of people in this world:

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I can't believe that my wife ran away from home without telling me.

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I watched in horror as my best friend's head is eaten by that monster.

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After about half an hour of fancy talking, I finally managed to convince the Gestapo officer that there werent any jews in my basement.

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After the highschool graduation, the gang and I decided to meet up every Saturday night in the local pub, no excuses.

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My 11 year old son made his mommy proud.

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As time travel has just been opened for civilian recreational use, I plan to kill a certain potential dictator in his infancy to save my people.

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I was called by God to sacrifice my son just like how Abraham sacrificed Isaac.

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On the climb to Everest, I've been told that I shoud follow the trail of bodies to find the peak.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After their occupation, the presence of the Nazis had always made me uneasy.	35
There are two types of people in this world:	34
I can't believe that my wife ran away from home without telling me.	34
I watched in horror as my best friend's head is eaten by that monster.	33
After about half an hour of fancy talking, I finally managed to convince the Gestapo officer that there werent any jews in my basement.	27
After the highschool graduation, the gang and I decided to meet up every Saturday night in the local pub, no excuses.	26
My 11 year old son made his mommy proud.	25
As time travel has just been opened for civilian recreational use, I plan to kill a certain potential dictator in his infancy to save my people.	22
I was called by God to sacrifice my son just like how Abraham sacrificed Isaac.	16
On the climb to Everest, I've been told that I shoud follow the trail of bodies to find the peak.	13