/u/Zodiac72826's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
I squeezed the bolt cutters as hard as I could, knowing this many padlocks had to mean something valuable was inside.
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The worst part about sitting down to take a dump is when I make eye contact with someone looking at me in the mirror.
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The old man finally admitted he was getting senile when he forgot to water his plants and they shriveled up and died.
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"A young woman like you could disappear in a back country place like this and they'd never find you," he said, running his thumb over the handle of his revolver.
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I'd been avoiding the legal camping restrictions and rangers in the park all week, so of course I ignored the sign at the Pelican Valley trailhead stating it was closed after 7 p.m.
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"It is common to experience pain in a phantom limb after losing an appendage," the doctor explained.
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A good tip for getting rid of stray cats, roll a hollow ball of paraffin wax, inject it with hydrofluoric acid, and wrap it in something the cat will try to eat.
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