/u/_MothMan's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I used to pretend I had super powers by swiping my hand and hoping the car ahead of me would move.

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With two bullets left I looked at my wife and son and forced a smile.

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When the ships fell and we looked out the portholes to see primitive people we realized our mistake.

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"Mommy said it's my turn to swing!" She lied, pulling on her brothers foot.

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It took fifteen years to build the weapon we could only fire once.

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"So you're from the future, what happens next?"

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He stayed seated while his house burned around him.

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I'm wearing contacts

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Currently I see 1,899 people on this sub!

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I can't be best man at my brother's wedding

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I used to pretend I had super powers by swiping my hand and hoping the car ahead of me would move.	120
With two bullets left I looked at my wife and son and forced a smile.	93
When the ships fell and we looked out the portholes to see primitive people we realized our mistake.	86
"Mommy said it's my turn to swing!" She lied, pulling on her brothers foot.	80
It took fifteen years to build the weapon we could only fire once.	71
"So you're from the future, what happens next?"	45
He stayed seated while his house burned around him.	43
I'm wearing contacts	30
Currently I see 1,899 people on this sub!	22
I can't be best man at my brother's wedding	20