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“You see officer, I usually have to sleep on the couch due to my husband’s snoring.”

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“Don’t worry Daddy, now you can be as rough with me as you want.”

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My husband tells me not to sleep in bed with him because he doesn’t want me to get sick too.

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Time and time again, the clockmaker cranks the key, his daughter springs to life, and they embrace until the music ends

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My girlfriend gets up every morning before I wake up to go for a run around our farmstead.

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During renovations, I found the drywall under the wallpaper was covered in claw marks and scrawling messages begging for help, and I couldn’t help but laugh at something so childish.

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As a doctor, I am against physician-assisted suicide.

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“Don’t pick at your skin, it’s how you cause breakouts” the dermatologist tells me.

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For days Julia screamed until her throat was raw, but no help ever came to the bunker.

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When my mother finally broke down, she told me that I had had a twin, but that I had absorbed him.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“You see officer, I usually have to sleep on the couch due to my husband’s snoring.”	1661
“Don’t worry Daddy, now you can be as rough with me as you want.”	1538
My husband tells me not to sleep in bed with him because he doesn’t want me to get sick too.	1510
Time and time again, the clockmaker cranks the key, his daughter springs to life, and they embrace until the music ends	972
My girlfriend gets up every morning before I wake up to go for a run around our farmstead.	855
During renovations, I found the drywall under the wallpaper was covered in claw marks and scrawling messages begging for help, and I couldn’t help but laugh at something so childish.	618
As a doctor, I am against physician-assisted suicide.	530
“Don’t pick at your skin, it’s how you cause breakouts” the dermatologist tells me.	453
For days Julia screamed until her throat was raw, but no help ever came to the bunker.	389
When my mother finally broke down, she told me that I had had a twin, but that I had absorbed him.	243