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As a teacher, I felt some relief when classes moved to online because there wouldn’t be anymore school shootings.

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My wife always thought it would be worse to have a child go missing than die.

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Since the first of you stopped dragging your knuckles and stood upright, I have witnessed you bludgeon your brothers to death, rape your mothers til their wombs are broken, slaughter your children in their schools, and salt your earth for all entirety.

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With my encouragement, my wife has lost over 40 lbs and is no longer overweight!

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One day a part of me will finally break free of its restraints and actually grow freely.

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My husband has been staying at work later and later every night this month.

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As part of the treatment for my claustrophobia, my psychiatrist is gradually forcing me into smaller and smaller spaces.

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When the doctor told us our son needed bone marrow that was compatible, we decided to have our daughter.

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At the pharmacy, I could only afford one of my wife's prescriptions.

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I found my girlfriend asleep on the couch with her phone in her hands.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As a teacher, I felt some relief when classes moved to online because there wouldn’t be anymore school shootings.	7
My wife always thought it would be worse to have a child go missing than die.	6
Since the first of you stopped dragging your knuckles and stood upright, I have witnessed you bludgeon your brothers to death, rape your mothers til their wombs are broken, slaughter your children in their schools, and salt your earth for all entirety.	6
With my encouragement, my wife has lost over 40 lbs and is no longer overweight!	5
One day a part of me will finally break free of its restraints and actually grow freely.	5
My husband has been staying at work later and later every night this month.	5
As part of the treatment for my claustrophobia, my psychiatrist is gradually forcing me into smaller and smaller spaces.	4
When the doctor told us our son needed bone marrow that was compatible, we decided to have our daughter.	3
At the pharmacy, I could only afford one of my wife's prescriptions.	2
I found my girlfriend asleep on the couch with her phone in her hands.	1