/u/akhodagu's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As a precaution, the first recreational time travelers to the past past were kept in quarantine for one week up upon their return.

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It is my job to make sure everyone gets into heaven.

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I was just about to turn around and unload my pepper spray, when I heard “Excuse me ma’am, you dropped something from your purse”.

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“I know it’s been hard, but someday, mankind will benefit enormously from the work we do here”.

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Mom told me to fear going to hell after death.

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“Thank god” I sighed, sitting up in bed, free from the clutches of a nightmare.

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My friend thought the scariest part of the documentary was the possession scene.

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When I walked away from my DUI accident without a scratch, while three others screamed for death as they were burned alive, I figured that God had forgotten about me.

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Following my therapist’s advice, I decided to finally stand up to my childhood bully.

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Visibility in the lake was only 3 feet.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As a precaution, the first recreational time travelers to the past past were kept in quarantine for one week up upon their return.	30
It is my job to make sure everyone gets into heaven.	30
I was just about to turn around and unload my pepper spray, when I heard “Excuse me ma’am, you dropped something from your purse”.	27
“I know it’s been hard, but someday, mankind will benefit enormously from the work we do here”.	26
Mom told me to fear going to hell after death.	26
“Thank god” I sighed, sitting up in bed, free from the clutches of a nightmare.	26
My friend thought the scariest part of the documentary was the possession scene.	25
When I walked away from my DUI accident without a scratch, while three others screamed for death as they were burned alive, I figured that God had forgotten about me.	25
Following my therapist’s advice, I decided to finally stand up to my childhood bully.	25
Visibility in the lake was only 3 feet.	23