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“I use real human teeth.”

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[DEC22] “no one has ever escaped, not alive anyway” joked the warden as he showed me around the cells on my first day.

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“Relax sweety, there aren’t any monsters in the closet or under the bed”.

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Seeing his face on the nightly news me physically ill. Not because he had abducted and imprisoned 4 different children for the past 5 years,

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“I know I’m the last person you want to see right now, and I’m not here for forgiveness” I told the father of my victim, “I just want to help you to gain some sense of closure”.

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I wish my Master would just let me die, for real.

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My girlfriend told me she wishes that when she dies, she can get one last laugh.

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They say jogging increases endorphins and improves mood.

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For a whole week after the burial, I could still hear her voice calling out for me.

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The shot went down smooth as silk.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“I use real human teeth.”	16
[DEC22] “no one has ever escaped, not alive anyway” joked the warden as he showed me around the cells on my first day.	16
“Relax sweety, there aren’t any monsters in the closet or under the bed”.	15
Seeing his face on the nightly news me physically ill. Not because he had abducted and imprisoned 4 different children for the past 5 years,	15
“I know I’m the last person you want to see right now, and I’m not here for forgiveness” I told the father of my victim, “I just want to help you to gain some sense of closure”.	15
I wish my Master would just let me die, for real.	14
My girlfriend told me she wishes that when she dies, she can get one last laugh.	14
They say jogging increases endorphins and improves mood.	13
For a whole week after the burial, I could still hear her voice calling out for me.	13
The shot went down smooth as silk.	13