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I won the three-legged race today!

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When my little brother bragged about his death toll, I thought he was talking about fortnight.

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They say the stroke paralyzed his face.

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“Honey, this thigh of yours is so juicy, almost as flavorful as the breast from lunch!”

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I don’t know what my parents were talking about, I love it here!

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There’s nothing quite like a good stretch.

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After all these years, I can still see the flaming wreckage, hear the tortured screams & recall the smell of burning flesh.

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I guess it’s true what they say, third time really is the charm.

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They say you should never wake up a sleepwalker, since they can cause real harm to themselves or others.

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“I’m so sorry, I think we gave your son the wrong bag”.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I won the three-legged race today!	6
When my little brother bragged about his death toll, I thought he was talking about fortnight.	6
They say the stroke paralyzed his face.	6
“Honey, this thigh of yours is so juicy, almost as flavorful as the breast from lunch!”	5
I don’t know what my parents were talking about, I love it here!	5
There’s nothing quite like a good stretch.	5
After all these years, I can still see the flaming wreckage, hear the tortured screams & recall the smell of burning flesh.	5
I guess it’s true what they say, third time really is the charm.	4
They say you should never wake up a sleepwalker, since they can cause real harm to themselves or others.	4
“I’m so sorry, I think we gave your son the wrong bag”.	2