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I had chicken for dinner, and I think I swallowed a little bone.

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My husband just shot me in the chest, but I wasn’t scared of dying.

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When my daughter was little, she refused to eat her vegetables.

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My foot was caught between the rocks, but it wasn’t too bad.

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I read today that human flesh is sometimes called “long pork”, which is actually pretty funny.

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I shot him just as he was about to bring the knife down on her.

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I got into the tub, ran a nice, warm bath, and I cut my wrists.

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It’s starting to snow, but I refuse to go back inside.

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There was a black spot on the moon.

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In all my years in the office, I’ve never seen this before.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I had chicken for dinner, and I think I swallowed a little bone.	90
My husband just shot me in the chest, but I wasn’t scared of dying.	89
When my daughter was little, she refused to eat her vegetables.	89
My foot was caught between the rocks, but it wasn’t too bad.	87
I read today that human flesh is sometimes called “long pork”, which is actually pretty funny.	85
I shot him just as he was about to bring the knife down on her.	85
I got into the tub, ran a nice, warm bath, and I cut my wrists.	84
It’s starting to snow, but I refuse to go back inside.	83
There was a black spot on the moon.	83
In all my years in the office, I’ve never seen this before.	82