/u/alliedcola's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I made a mistake, wearing those white jeans today, they’re absolutely ruined.

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After years of searching, we had finally tracked it down; a camera that will kill anyone it photographs.

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I put in a new lightbulb and stood back.

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I could hear unholy noises coming from the basement.

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The officer circled the body on the table, “you said there were sixteen bodies, where are they...?”

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Our bathroom door was nice and solid, it would keep the kids safe when the monsters came.

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“We’re all going to hell, so we might as well enjoy the journey!”

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Leaning over the toilet bowl, I couldn’t understand how garlic bread could make me so sick, my stomach was on fire.

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My aunt is paralysed from the neck down, and she can’t stop screaming.

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He’s been keeping me up for days now, so I crushed some pills and mixed them in with his food.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I made a mistake, wearing those white jeans today, they’re absolutely ruined.	438
After years of searching, we had finally tracked it down; a camera that will kill anyone it photographs.	396
I put in a new lightbulb and stood back.	395
I could hear unholy noises coming from the basement.	298
The officer circled the body on the table, “you said there were sixteen bodies, where are they...?”	269
Our bathroom door was nice and solid, it would keep the kids safe when the monsters came.	268
“We’re all going to hell, so we might as well enjoy the journey!”	257
Leaning over the toilet bowl, I couldn’t understand how garlic bread could make me so sick, my stomach was on fire.	252
My aunt is paralysed from the neck down, and she can’t stop screaming.	252
He’s been keeping me up for days now, so I crushed some pills and mixed them in with his food.	249