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I’m feeling all tingly right now.

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Through my runny nose, I told the genie, “I wish I didn’t have to put up with this mucous”.

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I slid the needle into my arm and injected, it felt so good.

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I don’t understand why you’re all making school shooter jokes.

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I’m not a thief, I’ve never stolen anything from anyone.

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We were horrified when we found out the fire was arson.

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Having all this loose skin is really irritating to deal with.

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“Three... two... one...”, our assistant triggered the experiment, and our molecules jumped one foot to the left.

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When my hair started falling out, I was sad.

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As a party trick, my friend likes to put his pet spider in his mouth, it freaks everyone out.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I’m feeling all tingly right now.	8
Through my runny nose, I told the genie, “I wish I didn’t have to put up with this mucous”.	8
I slid the needle into my arm and injected, it felt so good.	8
I don’t understand why you’re all making school shooter jokes.	8
I’m not a thief, I’ve never stolen anything from anyone.	8
We were horrified when we found out the fire was arson.	8
Having all this loose skin is really irritating to deal with.	8
“Three... two... one...”, our assistant triggered the experiment, and our molecules jumped one foot to the left.	8
When my hair started falling out, I was sad.	8
As a party trick, my friend likes to put his pet spider in his mouth, it freaks everyone out.	8