/u/alliedcola's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My husband never did anything right, the renovations had gone terribly, and he hadn’t cleaned his son’s lego off the floor.

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I'd forgotten to lift with my knees, and I quickly lost balance.

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Forgive me father, for I have sinned... you heard those fire engines?

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My newest patient, a burns victim, finally woke up today, he said “don’t go home, she knows, she knows everything”.

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Before we could stop him, our son ran out onto the road and faceplanted, now he’s in hospital.

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I started to cry, which started the whole world laughing.

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My wife has a bad cough, but it’s okay, she’s been taking some pills for it.

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If you see our son, tell him how much his family misses him.

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You usually start with a perfectly mundane, even abstract sentence.

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Sleep paralysis was an absolutely terrifying experience.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My husband never did anything right, the renovations had gone terribly, and he hadn’t cleaned his son’s lego off the floor.	3
I'd forgotten to lift with my knees, and I quickly lost balance.	3
Forgive me father, for I have sinned... you heard those fire engines?	3
My newest patient, a burns victim, finally woke up today, he said “don’t go home, she knows, she knows everything”.	3
Before we could stop him, our son ran out onto the road and faceplanted, now he’s in hospital.	3
I started to cry, which started the whole world laughing.	3
My wife has a bad cough, but it’s okay, she’s been taking some pills for it.	3
If you see our son, tell him how much his family misses him.	3
You usually start with a perfectly mundane, even abstract sentence.	3
Sleep paralysis was an absolutely terrifying experience.	3