/u/alliedcola's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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That asshole just cut me off, I honked my horn, screaming at the top of my lungs.

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How do you kill millions of people with one fire?

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It isn’t Opposite Day, so the girl from Marketing didn’t ask me to come over for dinner.

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The building was coming down, there was nothing we could do.

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It was just in my head, not a moment ago, I’m forgetting a lot of things now, but what was it rattling around in there...?

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My leg had been hurting all day, so I tried to sit down.

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I looked at her through the glass, “I won’t tell you a damn thing”, I said with a smile.

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The insulation was really itchy, it was so annoying.

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I laid back, watching him take his shirt off, “get in these guts”, I said.

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As a test, I asked my son when I should wake him up tomorrow, "about 9", he said.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
That asshole just cut me off, I honked my horn, screaming at the top of my lungs.	1
How do you kill millions of people with one fire?	1
It isn’t Opposite Day, so the girl from Marketing didn’t ask me to come over for dinner.	1
The building was coming down, there was nothing we could do.	1
It was just in my head, not a moment ago, I’m forgetting a lot of things now, but what was it rattling around in there...?	1
My leg had been hurting all day, so I tried to sit down.	1
I looked at her through the glass, “I won’t tell you a damn thing”, I said with a smile.	1
The insulation was really itchy, it was so annoying.	0
I laid back, watching him take his shirt off, “get in these guts”, I said.	0
As a test, I asked my son when I should wake him up tomorrow, "about 9", he said.	0