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Ultrasound is usually more reliable than an MRI.

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It’s so hot today, I can’t believe she went out to the shops.

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We tried to help him, but he wasn’t making any sense.

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When I set my wife on fire, I expected her to burn.

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I had a dream about you last night, I think that proves that I still love you.

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I didn’t remember leaving a bowl of rice in the fridge, but slap some sauce on it, and a snack is a snack.

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My IUD is supposed to prevent unwanted pregnancy.

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“Come to daddy”, I said, picking up my daughter.

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I just finished making a rug, but it’s a bit too small.

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I uploaded my consciousness into the system.

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