/u/amnSor's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
With my last breath, I joked with my doctor that my ailment put three generations of his family through college.
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I tried to interrupt the adults, but Grandpa would have none of it and made me wait until they were done talking.
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My friend risked letting the tiger catch up to him so that he could pick up a sturdy looking stick while running.
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The announcer greatly emphasized "until dead" when reading out my execution sentence via guillotine.
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