/u/amnSor's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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One day after school, I had to find a different path home because my usual route was blocked for a filming of America's Most Wanted.

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The devil on my shoulder had already convinced me to attack the drug-addled girl.

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Before I could ask if my family will stay poor forever, the fortune teller says "Peggy Sue" and nothing more.

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"I would like a Sausage, Onion, Sausage pizza delivered as quickly as possible please."

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The lifeguard is a great example of the motto “work smarter, not harder.”

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The beautiful mountain side drive was ruined by our Uber driver's angry phone call about his divorce.

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My ass on the toilet quickly became muddy, 'til prolonged redditing dried it cruddy.

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"I swear if you leave me, I may as well kill myself here and now," the man said into the headset.

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My doctor told me he suspects I had absorbed my twin while in the womb.

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I walk up to the urinal, unzip, pull myself out, and then notice the giant hissing cockroach.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
One day after school, I had to find a different path home because my usual route was blocked for a filming of America's Most Wanted.	1
The devil on my shoulder had already convinced me to attack the drug-addled girl.	1
Before I could ask if my family will stay poor forever, the fortune teller says "Peggy Sue" and nothing more.	1
"I would like a Sausage, Onion, Sausage pizza delivered as quickly as possible please."	1
The lifeguard is a great example of the motto “work smarter, not harder.”	1
The beautiful mountain side drive was ruined by our Uber driver's angry phone call about his divorce.	1
My ass on the toilet quickly became muddy, 'til prolonged redditing dried it cruddy.	1
"I swear if you leave me, I may as well kill myself here and now," the man said into the headset.	1
My doctor told me he suspects I had absorbed my twin while in the womb.	1
I walk up to the urinal, unzip, pull myself out, and then notice the giant hissing cockroach.	0