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As the tapeworm appeared in the toilet pan I grabbed it and pulled hard - I wanted that thing out of me.

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He stumbled in late, and I’m sure I could smell alcohol on his breath as he slurred an apology.

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Epstein didn’t kill himself

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“It’s just sleep paralysis, it’ll pass.” I thought to myself.

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They call it sleep paralysis.

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Running short of breath, I couldn’t believe my luck when I heard the steel shovel clang against the cold wooden top of the coffin.

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They cheered once as the electric chair fried my body, and cheered again when I was declared dead.

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After the nukes fell I was glad of my doomsday preparation - rows and rows of canned goods, enough to last a decade.

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I could tell it was a tumour, I didn’t need anyone to tell me that.

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“If you don’t have anything nice to...say... then don’t say anything...at...all”

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As the tapeworm appeared in the toilet pan I grabbed it and pulled hard - I wanted that thing out of me.	10171	TwoSentenceHorror
He stumbled in late, and I’m sure I could smell alcohol on his breath as he slurred an apology.	9825	TwoSentenceHorror
Epstein didn’t kill himself	7511	TwoSentenceHorror
“It’s just sleep paralysis, it’ll pass.” I thought to myself.	2119	TwoSentenceHorror
They call it sleep paralysis.	1048	TwoSentenceHorror
Running short of breath, I couldn’t believe my luck when I heard the steel shovel clang against the cold wooden top of the coffin.	281	TwoSentenceHorror
They cheered once as the electric chair fried my body, and cheered again when I was declared dead.	194	TwoSentenceHorror
After the nukes fell I was glad of my doomsday preparation - rows and rows of canned goods, enough to last a decade.	185	TwoSentenceHorror
I could tell it was a tumour, I didn’t need anyone to tell me that.	173	TwoSentenceHorror
“If you don’t have anything nice to...say... then don’t say anything...at...all”	167	TwoSentenceHorror