| I miss you and wish you would give me another chance. | 71 | | | | |
| Meat is so expensive at this butchers. | 65 | | | | |
| My boyfriend asked me to dress like his ex girlfriend. | 61 | | | | |
| I feel sorry for the missing children I see on the news every night. | 59 | | | | |
| My brother and I escaped our kidnapper but our little sister did not. | 59 | | | | |
| I always try to look on the bright side. | 57 | | | | |
| Life was simpler when it was just me and my gun. | 55 | | | | |
| My wife wants one last kiss before she kills me. | 51 | | | | |
| I had a premonition that my husband was going to be killed in a workplace accident today. | 47 | | | | |
| My mommy needed a kidney transplant but there were none. | 44 | | | | |
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