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Being an introvert, I was excited to be invited to a college house party.

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"Everybody has a breaking point" I told my captive as I picked up the hammer.

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My wife kept the serial killer away.

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To inherit the family fortune I had to kill off my siblings without raising suspicions.

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The fridge giggled while I drank a glass of milk.

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We came home from a holiday party, to find the house sitter murdered, with the elf and knife by his throat, like some sick joke.

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Nobody had the courage to tell Shelly to stop posting her "My baby is __ months old" pictures.

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We reached a new record high of °121 today.

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My children have four paws.

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2023-2024 school year now requires student uniforms to include body armor from a particular politician's company.

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