| My strawberry has a spinal cord | 329 | | | | |
| A Lego Minifigure Bit My Son | 298 | | | | |
| I found a jar of teeth at our North Korean AirBnB | 229 | | | | |
| The Seventy-Five Cent Hard Drive | 185 | | | | |
| Infinite Jumping Jacks | 161 | | | | |
| My hallucinations are mostly quite nice. Mostly. | 149 | | | | |
| If a Faceapp rep asks you for $1000, pay them | 131 | | | | |
| The Room Where Mirrors Don't Work | 129 | | | | |
| It is June and there are kids lining up to see a mall Santa | 127 | | | | |
| I found a box of my clothes at the end of my driveway | 100 | | | | |
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