/u/berinwitness's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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After great difficulty I tracked down my missing child.

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The prettiest girl in school won’t open the door, keeps telling me to go away.

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Me and the kids have been putting on a lot of weight because my new wife is such a GREAT cook.

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Yes, I’m a vampire but you don’t have to worry about a thing.

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The attic of the long-abandoned house they had purchased was filled with ropes attached to the walls at peculiar angles.

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I’m thinking, daydreaming about what I will become, the things I will accomplish, when I grow up.

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The morning news on tv reported that the serial killer had struck again the previous night.

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There is one bit of sunshine in my lonely life.

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“Hey, dad, watch what I can do,” my fourteen year old son said while we were at a public pool.

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I am one of those people who cannot feel pain.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After great difficulty I tracked down my missing child.	10
The prettiest girl in school won’t open the door, keeps telling me to go away.	10
Me and the kids have been putting on a lot of weight because my new wife is such a GREAT cook.	9
Yes, I’m a vampire but you don’t have to worry about a thing.	6
The attic of the long-abandoned house they had purchased was filled with ropes attached to the walls at peculiar angles.	3
I’m thinking, daydreaming about what I will become, the things I will accomplish, when I grow up.	3
The morning news on tv reported that the serial killer had struck again the previous night.	3
There is one bit of sunshine in my lonely life.	2
“Hey, dad, watch what I can do,” my fourteen year old son said while we were at a public pool.	1
I am one of those people who cannot feel pain.	1