/u/bexdporlap's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The girl sat in silence; understanding the spirit board wanted her to murder her father.

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I have always wanted to live alone and away from the bustle of the world.

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After many years of fertility issues, I am finally bringing home my beautiful baby boy.

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Mommy said I could be as beautiful as her, if I wasn't such a pig, and lost some weight.

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I am so frustrated with my mother in law since her husband died; she acts like my husband should take his place fixing things around her house.

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"The door lock boxes we realtors use to get the key can be a little tricky sometimes."

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I have heard that if a person slowly increases the temperature of water, a frog will boil to death before jumping out.

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"Open your eyes wide," my four year old said.

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Little girls are made of Sugar and Spice and everything nice.

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The stain on the ceiling is getting bigger.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The girl sat in silence; understanding the spirit board wanted her to murder her father.	145
I have always wanted to live alone and away from the bustle of the world.	72
After many years of fertility issues, I am finally bringing home my beautiful baby boy.	60
Mommy said I could be as beautiful as her, if I wasn't such a pig, and lost some weight.	44
I am so frustrated with my mother in law since her husband died; she acts like my husband should take his place fixing things around her house.	35
"The door lock boxes we realtors use to get the key can be a little tricky sometimes."	34
I have heard that if a person slowly increases the temperature of water, a frog will boil to death before jumping out.	27
"Open your eyes wide," my four year old said.	27
Little girls are made of Sugar and Spice and everything nice.	24
The stain on the ceiling is getting bigger.	24