/u/blearyeyedchild's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Periods suck," I quipped, seeing the woman bent over the bathroom sink, a red stain on her pants.

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As I looked at my twitching, purple-rimmed eye, I knew I needed to sleep more.

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My first ghostly encounter happened when my skirt was shredded to bits in broad daylight.

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'Please, please, don't take my baby away from me!" she sobbed.

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"Daddy, look at the banana seeds, they're so white and round!"

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My daughter knows that what she sees during her sleep paralysis episodes aren't real.

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My finger slips on the key, and I play a wrong note.

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If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear me...

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Through the haze of pain, I thought she was stupid for stabbing me in front of the class.

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The police officer pointed his gun at me and ordered me to get out of my car, so I nervously complied.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Periods suck," I quipped, seeing the woman bent over the bathroom sink, a red stain on her pants.	87
As I looked at my twitching, purple-rimmed eye, I knew I needed to sleep more.	84
My first ghostly encounter happened when my skirt was shredded to bits in broad daylight.	84
'Please, please, don't take my baby away from me!" she sobbed.	80
"Daddy, look at the banana seeds, they're so white and round!"	73
My daughter knows that what she sees during her sleep paralysis episodes aren't real.	69
My finger slips on the key, and I play a wrong note.	68
If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear me...	67
Through the haze of pain, I thought she was stupid for stabbing me in front of the class.	64
The police officer pointed his gun at me and ordered me to get out of my car, so I nervously complied.	61