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My friends and family say I need a therapist, but I don't have the money for it.

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"It's got everything you need," the IKEA employee had said, with a twinkle in his eye.

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The whirring blades of a fan are so mesmerizing to look at.

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I hated it when anyone laughed at me, so I'd always laugh along with them then plot how to steal the things they loved, like their children, pets, or their router.

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You don't need to be afraid of your reflection.

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My girlfriend hit the club's wall with a force that surely broke all her limbs.

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I sat in my car, frozen, watching the van careen into a line of pedestrians.

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You can't see it, or smell it.

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As I scrubbed myself in the shower, I felt the water begin to sting my back.

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I have a headache because of him.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My friends and family say I need a therapist, but I don't have the money for it.	14	TwoSentenceHorror
"It's got everything you need," the IKEA employee had said, with a twinkle in his eye.	13	TwoSentenceHorror
The whirring blades of a fan are so mesmerizing to look at.	13	TwoSentenceHorror
I hated it when anyone laughed at me, so I'd always laugh along with them then plot how to steal the things they loved, like their children, pets, or their router.	13	TwoSentenceHorror
You don't need to be afraid of your reflection.	12	TwoSentenceHorror
My girlfriend hit the club's wall with a force that surely broke all her limbs.	11	TwoSentenceHorror
I sat in my car, frozen, watching the van careen into a line of pedestrians.	11	TwoSentenceHorror
You can't see it, or smell it.	11	TwoSentenceHorror
As I scrubbed myself in the shower, I felt the water begin to sting my back.	10	TwoSentenceHorror
I have a headache because of him.	10	TwoSentenceHorror