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Jonas was shifting coal on the SS Mont-Blanc, as it passed through the ports of Halifax on December 6, 1917.
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The dying man laid on his chair and rebuked the crowned figure on the white horse, who simply replied, "You can't save your planet from me, no matter how hard you try."
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After finding out about the completed Terra 1-to-1 project in Minecraft, I decided to visit my own house for fun.
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Once I got onto the boat, a rude woman named Karen decided to take some money from me, and I refused.
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There could be a sound out there that could burst all the cells in your body, releasing their internal fluids.
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As I slumped into the couch, ready for yet another weekend watching TV with my family, I happened to look at our red lamp.
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