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They say the fastest way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

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At the request of my citizens every ballot would be signed so that neither I nor my opponent could add thousands to our numbers.

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My boss told me that brain washing is a mostly psychological task, and does not actually involve much soap and water.

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After years of plagues and diseases our top doctors finally made a universal vaccine.

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In a sense, the flesh toughening concoction did its work very well

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Listening to the discord server of voices in his mind I wondered how the cannibal could have done anything let alone slain so many people,

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As they lead me away past my broken door and two dead dogs I cursed my boss

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We all watched in dread as the health inspector demanded our boss dispose of 312 units of smoked ham one week before Christmas

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"Given the ambient temperature and wind conditions it is my expert opinion that an unprotected human would enter a state of hypothermia in five minutes and death in under ten."

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There are days I regret getting the vaccine

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They say the fastest way to a man's heart is through his stomach.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
At the request of my citizens every ballot would be signed so that neither I nor my opponent could add thousands to our numbers.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
My boss told me that brain washing is a mostly psychological task, and does not actually involve much soap and water.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
After years of plagues and diseases our top doctors finally made a universal vaccine.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
In a sense, the flesh toughening concoction did its work very well	1	TwoSentenceHorror
Listening to the discord server of voices in his mind I wondered how the cannibal could have done anything let alone slain so many people,	1	TwoSentenceHorror
As they lead me away past my broken door and two dead dogs I cursed my boss	1	TwoSentenceHorror
We all watched in dread as the health inspector demanded our boss dispose of 312 units of smoked ham one week before Christmas	1	TwoSentenceHorror
"Given the ambient temperature and wind conditions it is my expert opinion that an unprotected human would enter a state of hypothermia in five minutes and death in under ten."	1	TwoSentenceHorror
There are days I regret getting the vaccine	1	TwoSentenceHorror