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"I wish I could grow big and strong!" the young boy said, throwing his penny into the well.

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I should really stop drinking, it's giving me heartburn.

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I was oddly proud of my keen sense of smell.

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I must have slept on my arm funny, because I can't seem to feel it.

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I've heard a rumor before that pigs eat everything, including the bones of animals.

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We all braced for impact as the red light beneath the waves moved faster and faster towards the stern.

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"that's the last time I eat any more barbeque" I told myself.

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I've heard that those who have near death experiences can see angels during the time they are dead.

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I know they call it a Glaswegian smile due to how it was a calling card from a certain Scottish gang way back in the past.

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They told me I'd be lucky to meet the man of dreams.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"I wish I could grow big and strong!" the young boy said, throwing his penny into the well.	48	TwoSentenceHorror
I should really stop drinking, it's giving me heartburn.	48	TwoSentenceHorror
I was oddly proud of my keen sense of smell.	44	TwoSentenceHorror
I must have slept on my arm funny, because I can't seem to feel it.	38	TwoSentenceHorror
I've heard a rumor before that pigs eat everything, including the bones of animals.	36	TwoSentenceHorror
We all braced for impact as the red light beneath the waves moved faster and faster towards the stern.	29	TwoSentenceHorror
"that's the last time I eat any more barbeque" I told myself.	27	TwoSentenceHorror
I've heard that those who have near death experiences can see angels during the time they are dead.	26	TwoSentenceHorror
I know they call it a Glaswegian smile due to how it was a calling card from a certain Scottish gang way back in the past.	23	TwoSentenceHorror
They told me I'd be lucky to meet the man of dreams.	22	TwoSentenceHorror