/u/braindamagedwaffle's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The trip was amazing, I saw and heard so much!

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"We found three dead bodies in your basement," the police said to me.

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God chose me today to descend and see how the humans are doing.

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When the zombie apocalypse started, everyone was afraid of getting bit.

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They opened the coffin frantically to sounds of screaming within, but all they found was a cheap speaker on loop.

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Ever wondered why Satan is called the Prince of Darkness?

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It's not just the water anymore.

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A strange message popped up on my screen, but it was tilted.

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I studied the peculiar red splotches in the art museum, thinking they must be abstract.

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Someone shouted out, "There's a hare in my soup!"

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The trip was amazing, I saw and heard so much!	49
"We found three dead bodies in your basement," the police said to me.	43
God chose me today to descend and see how the humans are doing.	43
When the zombie apocalypse started, everyone was afraid of getting bit.	42
They opened the coffin frantically to sounds of screaming within, but all they found was a cheap speaker on loop.	40
Ever wondered why Satan is called the Prince of Darkness?	40
It's not just the water anymore.	39
A strange message popped up on my screen, but it was tilted.	36
I studied the peculiar red splotches in the art museum, thinking they must be abstract.	35
Someone shouted out, "There's a hare in my soup!"	34