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The year is 2125 and humans have colonized Mars with over one million successfully relocated.

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Protesters gathered at City Hall to voice their opposition to the controversial new “Don’t ask, Don’t Tell” policy.

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It was much easier to climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night. With all the snow and wind, I could barely see the corpses of my fellow mountaineers.

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My wife's car was broken into last night. They smashed the window and stole her purse, wallet, phone, and our child.

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Attention PetSmart customers: we’d like to inform you of a change to our Returns policy, effective immediately.

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You let greed get the best of you and perform the ritual to summon the Benefactor.

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[AUG22] “There’s nothing more comforting than a hot bowl of soup on a cold day,” Amy said to herself as she ladled the steaming broth and tender chunks of meat into a bowl.

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It’s been six weeks since my wife’s funeral.

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It was much easier to climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night.

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Break in

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The year is 2125 and humans have colonized Mars with over one million successfully relocated.	19
Protesters gathered at City Hall to voice their opposition to the controversial new “Don’t ask, Don’t Tell” policy.	16
It was much easier to climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night. With all the snow and wind, I could barely see the corpses of my fellow mountaineers.	13
My wife's car was broken into last night. They smashed the window and stole her purse, wallet, phone, and our child.	10
Attention PetSmart customers: we’d like to inform you of a change to our Returns policy, effective immediately.	10
You let greed get the best of you and perform the ritual to summon the Benefactor.	8
[AUG22] “There’s nothing more comforting than a hot bowl of soup on a cold day,” Amy said to herself as she ladled the steaming broth and tender chunks of meat into a bowl.	6
It’s been six weeks since my wife’s funeral.	2
It was much easier to climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night.	1
Break in	1