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Alibi

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Robert's friends had all been shocked to read his obituary and find out he had been brutally murdered.

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I'm close to finding the perfect man for me.

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People always tell me I have my grandmother's eyes, and I just nod and agree.

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All I know is this: I died in Lake Michigan at the age of 4, and I know I died.

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It was pretty funny when my husband hid in the backseat of my car and scared me one day after I got off work.

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I've been in solitary confinement for years now, but for the last few nights I haven't been able to sleep.

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She said she'd never leave me, that we'd be together forever.

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Being tender and sweet has its disadvantages.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Alibi	27
Robert's friends had all been shocked to read his obituary and find out he had been brutally murdered.	27
I'm close to finding the perfect man for me.	25
People always tell me I have my grandmother's eyes, and I just nod and agree.	17
All I know is this: I died in Lake Michigan at the age of 4, and I know I died.	15
It was pretty funny when my husband hid in the backseat of my car and scared me one day after I got off work.	15
I've been in solitary confinement for years now, but for the last few nights I haven't been able to sleep.	11
She said she'd never leave me, that we'd be together forever.	11
Being tender and sweet has its disadvantages.	6