/u/celerysoup39's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I was excited to have a sleepover with my best friend.

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The magician opened the door after he’d sawed his assistant in half.

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It was a bright sunny afternoon so I opened the curtains and turned the light off.

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There’s been several dozen cases of animals being found without eyes recently.

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I felt my husband’s arms wrap around me in a tight embrace.

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I heard the doctors say that it needs to be removed immediately.

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When my husband told me he wanted me for dinner tonight I thought he was just being sexy. He wasn’t.

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I woke up in the middle of a forest with no knowledge of how I got there.

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My friends and I decided to play murder in the dark at the park.

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Everyone enjoyed the abundance of drinks I made on the house.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was excited to have a sleepover with my best friend.	44
The magician opened the door after he’d sawed his assistant in half.	40
It was a bright sunny afternoon so I opened the curtains and turned the light off.	39
There’s been several dozen cases of animals being found without eyes recently.	38
I felt my husband’s arms wrap around me in a tight embrace.	38
I heard the doctors say that it needs to be removed immediately.	38
When my husband told me he wanted me for dinner tonight I thought he was just being sexy. He wasn’t.	37
I woke up in the middle of a forest with no knowledge of how I got there.	36
My friends and I decided to play murder in the dark at the park.	35
Everyone enjoyed the abundance of drinks I made on the house.	35