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Apparently reflections aren’t supposed to move on their own.

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“Eat your vegetables” my mother said to me.

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“You are to birth my son” God said to me.

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I woke up in the middle of a forest with no knowledge of how I got there. “You’d better start running” a voice behind me sounded as I heard someone cock their gun.

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I picked up my daughter’s favorite stuffed animal and noticed a tear in the back.

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My son excitedly ran to my room, showing off the dollar he’d gotten from the tooth fairy last night. It took me a moment to remember that I’d fallen asleep before him.

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I told the genie that I wished there were less people in the world.

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I told my boyfriend I wanted to give him a handjob and he was excited.

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I looked at the grim reaper and asked whether I was going to heaven or hell.

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“You’re so cute I could just eat you right up!” My friend said to my baby.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Apparently reflections aren’t supposed to move on their own.	3
“Eat your vegetables” my mother said to me.	3
“You are to birth my son” God said to me.	2
I woke up in the middle of a forest with no knowledge of how I got there. “You’d better start running” a voice behind me sounded as I heard someone cock their gun.	1
I picked up my daughter’s favorite stuffed animal and noticed a tear in the back.	1
My son excitedly ran to my room, showing off the dollar he’d gotten from the tooth fairy last night. It took me a moment to remember that I’d fallen asleep before him.	1
I told the genie that I wished there were less people in the world.	1
I told my boyfriend I wanted to give him a handjob and he was excited.	1
I looked at the grim reaper and asked whether I was going to heaven or hell.	1
“You’re so cute I could just eat you right up!” My friend said to my baby.	1