| I didn't go to 'nam to have you pansies trying to take my freedom away | 103 | IASIP | | | | |
| Who's your celebrity crush? | 82 | NoStupidQuestions | | | | |
| I'm excited to talk to you all again in TWO YEARS FROM NOW! take care freefolk | 79 | freefolk | | | | |
| WE'RE GOING TO DANCE OUR ASSES OFF! | 72 | IASIP | | | | |
| Could any of us actually pass the stress test? | 62 | barrescue | | | | |
| You're 2 weeks away from losing your house! You think this is funny?! | 58 | barrescue | | | | |
| My favorite game is mortal Kombat and I always win NSFW | 36 | GaymersGoneMild | | | | |
| YUH FUCKING BLEW IT! LOOK AT THIS OIL! ARE YOU LAZY? | 29 | barrescue | | | | |
| Nobody comes to this bar for a mojito. I quit! | 23 | IASIP | | | | |
| Since we have to wait til 2030, and 2 years for each season, I decided to spoil the story | 22 | HouseOfTheDragon | | | | |
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