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My boyfriend and I are usually broke, so the Rocky Mountain Oysters that he served me for my birthday dinner was a nice surprise.

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“I hereby revoke my consent for an assisted death!” screamed the patient.

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Eager to outdo the “cinnamon challenge”, my friend and I livestreamed ourselves eating one tablespoon of sodium nitrite each.

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[JUN21] When my favourite teacher, Miss Walker, became Mrs. Patterson, I was so devastated that I couldn’t contain my tears at her wedding.

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“Silence!” yelled Satan after I asked him why I couldn’t torture kittens like that guy we just saw.

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My daughter won the pageant by losing 140 pounds!

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"I'm sorry, Dexter, but the 'dog ate my homework' excuse isn't going to work anymore!" sighed the teacher.

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As expected, the suicide rate skyrocketed when the video of the afterlife was leaked to the public.

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Growing up, we learned that drinking and driving was dangerous and can lead to death.

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[JUL21] I found the broken bodies of cats and dogs strewn around the neighbourhood.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My boyfriend and I are usually broke, so the Rocky Mountain Oysters that he served me for my birthday dinner was a nice surprise.	25
“I hereby revoke my consent for an assisted death!” screamed the patient.	25
Eager to outdo the “cinnamon challenge”, my friend and I livestreamed ourselves eating one tablespoon of sodium nitrite each.	25
[JUN21] When my favourite teacher, Miss Walker, became Mrs. Patterson, I was so devastated that I couldn’t contain my tears at her wedding.	25
“Silence!” yelled Satan after I asked him why I couldn’t torture kittens like that guy we just saw.	24
My daughter won the pageant by losing 140 pounds!	24
"I'm sorry, Dexter, but the 'dog ate my homework' excuse isn't going to work anymore!" sighed the teacher.	24
As expected, the suicide rate skyrocketed when the video of the afterlife was leaked to the public.	24
Growing up, we learned that drinking and driving was dangerous and can lead to death.	24
[JUL21] I found the broken bodies of cats and dogs strewn around the neighbourhood.	23