/u/cindybubbles's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As we dragged the inmate to his new cell in The Hole, I thought...

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My brother used to complain that uniforms "stifle creativity and oppress others by promoting conformity."

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The office potluck is happening tomorrow, and I'm planning on surprising my coworkers with my dish.

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Wife (sent 5 minutes ago): I’ll poison my husband with his favourite, roast chicken, and you and I will finally be free, Mark!”

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[JUL22] “Son, Zeus and the other gods are coming for dinner, so I’m going to need your help,” said Tantalus.

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My boyfriend and I were making out in a secluded area when a pack of wild dogs surrounded us.

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Seeing an all-time tithing low, Pastor John joked to his congregants that money not given to God is money spent on the Devil.

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I heard that cell phones were great at deterring crime, but all I had was an old Nokia flip phone.

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[AUG21] The time-out room at the daycare where I work has a snack table full of peanut butter, crackers, milk, cheese, and fruit.

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I prayed to God that all killers would drop dead right now.

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As we dragged the inmate to his new cell in The Hole, I thought...	15
My brother used to complain that uniforms "stifle creativity and oppress others by promoting conformity."	15
The office potluck is happening tomorrow, and I'm planning on surprising my coworkers with my dish.	15
Wife (sent 5 minutes ago): I’ll poison my husband with his favourite, roast chicken, and you and I will finally be free, Mark!”	15
[JUL22] “Son, Zeus and the other gods are coming for dinner, so I’m going to need your help,” said Tantalus.	15
My boyfriend and I were making out in a secluded area when a pack of wild dogs surrounded us.	15
Seeing an all-time tithing low, Pastor John joked to his congregants that money not given to God is money spent on the Devil.	15
I heard that cell phones were great at deterring crime, but all I had was an old Nokia flip phone.	15
[AUG21] The time-out room at the daycare where I work has a snack table full of peanut butter, crackers, milk, cheese, and fruit.	15
I prayed to God that all killers would drop dead right now.	14