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“Just one more drink” have been the “sage” last words of many drunk drivers.

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I’ve been putting chocolate into my girlfriend’s dog’s food for weeks now.

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It was the end of the war, so everyone gathered at the airport to greet our loved ones.

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I wondered why God told us not to eat the fruit from the tree in the middle of the garden.

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I Googled “piranha solution” and thought it would make a great floor cleaner!

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I snapped when I saw the latest post from my ex-friend, that illness and injury faker Deanna.

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One week after my daughter’s best friend Mason went missing, I got her a doll that looks just like him to comfort her.

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My girlfriend smirked as she waved the positive pregnancy test in my face.

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[SEP21] I looked at today’s school lunch menu, which simply read, “Dick”. NSFW

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I rejoiced when the jury acquitted me and my parents took me home.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Just one more drink” have been the “sage” last words of many drunk drivers.	1
I’ve been putting chocolate into my girlfriend’s dog’s food for weeks now.	1
It was the end of the war, so everyone gathered at the airport to greet our loved ones.	1
I wondered why God told us not to eat the fruit from the tree in the middle of the garden.	1
I Googled “piranha solution” and thought it would make a great floor cleaner!	1
I snapped when I saw the latest post from my ex-friend, that illness and injury faker Deanna.	1
One week after my daughter’s best friend Mason went missing, I got her a doll that looks just like him to comfort her.	1
My girlfriend smirked as she waved the positive pregnancy test in my face.	1
[SEP21] I looked at today’s school lunch menu, which simply read, “Dick”. NSFW	1
I rejoiced when the jury acquitted me and my parents took me home.	1